FEMA, as always, is working hard on providing children with information on today’s most pressing matters. Now that we’ve got Y2K on lock, we can move on to something that I’ve been worried about for quite a while: El Niño.
El Niño makes me think of sombraros and chiuauas too!
Note the inexplicable use of a sombraro and chiuaua here–I suppose it’s to remind us that this is a Mexican phenomenon, and therefore both their fault and their problem. Unfortunately this website’s description of the El Niño weather pattern is pretty accurate and concise, but, per usual, they recommend everyone keep a Disaster Supply Kit handy, in case the ghost of Jesus floods your house. I assume that’s what El Niño is because I only read the last sentence. Sounds about right, though.
Don't forget!
