Holy hell, I’ve found the apotheosis of personal websites. Why someone would take the necessary hours to create a website like this is completely beyond me, but thank god someone did.
That someone? Frank15: The Lord of Angelfire.com. This man created a website devoted to McDonald’s playgrounds, and created his own rudimentary gifs of both individual playground pieces and popular layouts!
I'm thinking upper thigh tattoo, right?
Geez, I wish I quote this entire website. I think the best comes from his reviews of specifc Louisiana playgrounds, however; his passion is palpable–
Generally, I didn’t like when the ball pits moved into the playgrounds, since it meant a lot of old, better equipment was going away, but considering all that was lost this time was a bouncy thingie–which got replaced by a second hamburger bouncy thingie anyway–and we actually gained–yes, gained!–the spinning hamburger, it was a rare upgrade where we kids came out ahead! Yes! Have to love the spinning hamburger! Makes up partially for the lack of Big Mac. [emphasis not added]
This is from a review of the 1990-1992 playground setup of the Chalmette McDo’s–it recieved a C+. This review was also accompanied by a somewhat questionable map:
Why not "Ball Pit" and "Baby Ball Pit"?
This man is clearly very devoted Mickey D’s, maybe a little too much. I’m nominating him for a full scholarship to Hamburger University ASAP.
www.angelfire.com/la3/goldenroad15/mcdonalds.html
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